Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl.
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Dutch people reblog this. I need to know :3
panicinthedark: jelmeremlej: squibsarebeast: panicinthedark: omg I said nigga accidentally and there are two black guys sitting next to me omfg I’M GOING TO DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMG OMGOMG LOOOOOLLL NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IT’S OKEY I had that last year omg and that black dude was whining about why I shouldn’t use THE N WORD SIGH well normally I wouldn’t say nigga in front of...
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When Gaga met the children with HIV in India: "She...
I'd give up my fluent German for fluent Spanish...
God I wanna speak that language so bad
recklessandpretty asked: Aaargh, i feel like screaming and calling people names aswell, getting all these hate messages today, all social media sites. Damn, fuck internet, i'm lovely, don't hate me ;)
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Also my sister is a psycho
Jesus fucking Christ. The door was locked so she screamed and yelled and kicked and freaked out and shouted and called me horrbile names and ugh fucking psycho freak bitch whore.
Then when you ask them if they would date a girl since they are bi, they say: “Noo omg but I think women are attractive tho” Yes. My fucking god. That’s how girls think. Mother of Jesus. If you don’t wanna fuck another girl (as a girl) you are not bi to me. It’s pretty difficult for me since I’ve struggled with my sexuality for several years and...
I swear to god at least 1/3 of my class claims to be bisexual WHY ARE THERE ONLY GIRLS IN MY CLASS WHY AREN’T THERE ANY BOYS WHO CLAIM TO BE BI I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY’RE LYING OR NOT JUST LET ONE BOY COME UP TO ME, LET HIM TELL ME HE’S BI (or gay, even better) AND I WILL LOVE YOU UNTILL THE END OF DAYS Oh wel…